Jean Shorts, Loafers, White Tee, and…

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August 24, 2024

People of New York, are you prepared for this upcoming fashion trend epidemic? Usually these things come in cycles of 5-10 years but this one is especially annual. Like the flu, it comes once the weather starts to turn. Starts end of august and goes till mid October. I’d advise full caution before entering the subway as you might run into 4 of these in your train car. 

What’s so fascinating about this one is that this article of clothing is only sold in one location. You must travel an hour outside the city just to join the movement. This place is famous for its specialty cocktail and fast serves, as well as hosting The New school Graduation. Have you figured it out? Well, it’s US Open hats. 

Get ready to face the final boss of a man wearing Jean shorts, loafers, white tee or button up, and on top, a US open hat. I can already see it now. He’s probably on his way to drink an IPA after hitting an intense rock climbing sesh. Here’s where you may find these individuals

1. Run clubs 

2. June shine 

3. Waiting in line at Aime Leon Dore 

4. Definitely heading to Williamsburg 

5. Any tennis court in the city as they think they’re Federer

If you come across one of these guys, just ask them if we’re still in a recession or if interest rates are coming down.

But don’t get me wrong, it’s not only men that rock these hats. If a woman approaches you wearing a  US open hat, there’s only one thing that can stop them. Just ask how many coffee table books they have. If that doesn’t work, follow up with “How many Pickleball lessons have you taken?” That should do it. 

I’ll leave you with this, my own take on the US Open hat. Stay safe out there!